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Katie Hopkins – Students Stage Mass Protest.

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It seems like forever since the distasteful narcissist Katie Hopkins has made an appearance on NMi. We had been waiting for news about that reproductive organ she apparently grew on her forehead but sadly that turned out to be a lie.

However, because idiocy tends to promote itself we can report on a protest made by the students of Brunel University.

When Katie Hopkins was invited to speak to the students on the subject of the welfare state they decided the best way to make their feelings known was to stage a mass walk out.

Depending on who you believe this uniquely interesting protest was organised on social media. I mean how else do those who feel threatened by an idiot organise themselves nowadays?

That’s right, the students formed a group on Twitter which then tweeted everyone in the group at just the right time. “Ready… steady… GO… walk out everyone.”

And so it came to pass. On Twitter’s cue all the students stood up and walked out, leaving Mrs Hopkins to talk her nastiness at their empty seats. Long live the smart phone!

The president of the Student union, Ali Milani justified the students protest by saying;

“The inclusion of Ms Hopkins has been met with widespread outcry from the student body and the Students’ Union.

It is important to note that the conversation at no point has been about banning Ms Hopkins from speaking on campus, or denying her right to speak.

It is instead about saying it is distasteful and incongruous for our University, as part of a 50th celebration event, to provide a platform to someone who adds nothing to the intellectual or academic discourse and an individual who publicly utters such overtly bigoted views.”

Hopkins has yet to comment on her latest embarrassment but thanks to YouTube this protest will now serve as a life time sentence for the social media narcissist (see below).

No matter what your take on social media our universities are now the testing ground for the social changes that we’d like to see in society.

The days when we imported foreign students to do all our thinking for us are gone. We like to pretend that they’re not but thanks to social media we can clearly see that our students are no longer thinking about getting laid, trying to get laid, or not quite getting laid.

No sir. They’re thinking about social change.

What is social change anyway? What does it mean? How is it brought about? Some would say that social change is brought about by newspapers, but is it? Really?

Seriously, it seems to me that the Fourth Estate serves but one purpose today. To bring us embarrassing erotica about reality stars who nobody has ever heard of or to act as an unholy forum for bearded monsters who want to announce how many infidels they’ve just sent to hell.

For me at least the newspapers are unfit for purpose, lost their raison d’etre. So who are we going to rely on to advance the social changes our society so badly needs? These students? Social media? Katie Hopkins?

Whoever is asking these questions firstly needs to ask if it could it get any worse than with the Daily Mail accommodating Katie Hopkins and her narcissistic articles. All I have to say is about that is…. please stop Daily Fail, your columnist is nothing more than an oafish mouth piece for all that is selfish and hateful in our world.

I guess you’ll have to ponder these questions for yourselves but I can’t help but feel that we are all at a crossroads right now. Standing there bleeding and confused.

Let me know when you’re done pondering then I’ll be able to stop posting articles about Katie Hopkins and her obnoxious opinions.

In the meantime enjoy watching our students making their feelings known.


Cheryl Fernandez-Versini Is Suing.

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Ever since Monday night Cheryl Fernandez-Versini has been flying around the Internet fiercely chasing down a photograph. The picture was taken in the bathroom at the London Coliseum during the British Fashion Awards.

The photograph shows Cheryl in the reflection of a mirror. She appears to be washing her hands, but on the cabinet, slightly to her right there appear to be three lines of a mysterious white powder.

The scandalous picture was originally posted to Instagram by a well known fashion journalist but because Cheryl’s lawyers have issued a legal notice prohibiting anyone from publishing the photograph, we are unable to show it here. However, if you want to see it just search Twitter with the hashtag #cherylcole.

We all know how the internet moves faster than the speed of sound, often defying reason and logic.

This picture does both and much much more. It implies that Cheryl Fernandez-Versini snorts cocaine. How on Earth could that be true? After all Cheryl has repeatedly stated that she doesn’t do drugs nor ever has.

What else do you know that flies around the internet every single day? Bullshit that’s what.

Topics ranging from ‘secret terrorist nukes’ to ‘man in porkpie has sex with monkey’ regularly appear online. This is exactly why my beloved partner, HiDs once declared the entire internet as the devil’s shitpit of lies and pornography.

Many celebrities express surprise when topless pictures hacked from their mobile phones make guest appearances on social media. As this picture makes it’s way around the socials I guess, in between bouts of masturbating, the entire world has now seen it.

From the picture many will now unjustly assume that Cheryl Fernandez-Versini snorts cocaine. That is a most unfair assumption to make.

And, like many things you see on the internet it’s bullshit.

Really, it is.

Poor Cheryl.

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Molly King Exposed.

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Molly King knows that a woman can never look more serious than when she’s photographed without her underwear. See above.

I don’t know much about high fashion but one thing I do know is that whenever a woman goes out in public she needs to put her knickers on. Last night at the British Fashion awards Molly King arrived on the red carpet dressed in the most beautiful of haute couture gowns. However, that didn’t mean she didn’t look a messy hot mess.

Here’s why. Most women understand that the first rule of haute couture is;

Do not give the press a glimpse of your lady parts.

However Molly King thinks she can do whatever she likes because as a singer in a rocky-rollie girl band she can’t get into trouble.

No sir, quite the opposite in fact. Molly knows that by flashing a lady garden at the press makes one more famous and helps sell more records. And that’s what it’s all about.

So flash the paps a teaser, the parts your boyfriend serenades. Yes flash your undercarriage Molly King. After all it’s the doorway to getting paid.

On a serious note Molly, if you’re going to run out of ideas then run out of ideas with your lady garden hanging all the way out. Take some time to think about this and then come back tomorrow with your skirt off. Or don’t come back.

Y’know, if Molly King were my girlfriend then I’d take lots of pictures. Really, I would.

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Kelly Brook – Minge Dress.

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Even a women with big racks has to pay her rent. Ask Kelly Brook. That’s how she found herself in a flowing minge dress at the Evening Standard Theatre Awards on Sunday night.

Yes, Kelly smile for the cameras. You’re two beach bunnies away from busting out of that dress.

The Daily Mail have described Kelly’s grand entrance to the awards as “a rather awkward wardrobe malfunction”. I’m guessing that’s why people took photos of her, because… why the hell not?

What else are they going to say about flashing a barely covered minge at an awards ceremony where they honour amazing actors and their shows.

If you were Dame Judy Dench, maybe you could do a little Shakespeare on the red carpet. If you were someone from the BBC, you could turn up holding a child actors hand.

But you’re Kelly Brook so why not show off your underwear? Yes, go with a dress from the House of Spanks collection. After all you’re famous for your lady parts.

You’re all good to go Kelly Brook.

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John Leslie – Sex Attack Allegations.

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The Sunday Mirror have reported that TV host John Leslie has been questioned by police over a sex attack claim following the Radio Forth Awards ceremony which were held in Edinburgh last Thursday afternoon.

The tabloid says that ex-Blue Peter star was questioned by police after a 22-year-old woman claimed she was assaulted following the Radio Forth Awards show held in the city’s Usher Hall. The police have raided the presenters home in the upmarket area of Morningside and were seen taking lots of evidence bags away. Nobody knows what was in them. Yet.

A police spokesperson has said:

“We are investigating a report of a sexual assault on a 22-year-old woman, which took place between Thursday evening and Friday morning. Inquiries are ongoing.”

It is understood that Leslie has now been suspended from his job as a day time DJ for Radio Forth while police investigate the lady’s allegations.

For some of you 2002 might seem like forever ago but for John Leslie it must seem like only yesterday. That was the year his nightmare began, the year when he was identified (on live TV) by Channel 5’s Matthew Wright as the unnamed rapist who Swedish TV presenter Ulrika Jonsson had accused in her autobiography of rape.

The press, the paps and hundreds of interested parties gathered outside his house in SW London. They stayed there for months. They all wanted something. However, his employers were none too impressed so they fired him from his job presenting the This Morning show with Fern Britton.

This all proved too much for John’s live in girlfriend, Abi Titmuss. She left him and went on to find fame and fortune as a topless model.

Slowly John Leslie’s world collapsed. In 2003, he appeared at London’s Southwark Crown Court accused of two counts of indecently assaulting a 23-year-old actress back in 1997. He was cleared of all charges.

Afterwards from the steps of the court John made this tearful statement:

“I am an innocent man. We always believed justice would prevail and the truth would come out. I said I would clear my name and today I have.”

Later he faced a further scandal when a sex tape of John, Abi Titmuss and another woman appeared on the internet.

Titmuss later claimed she had bought cocaine for the threesome. And in 2008, more accusations against Leslie emerged in relation to another alleged rape. No charges were ever brought.

Who knows how many resources John Leslie used to secure justice but was all worth it? Last month he gave an interview in which he spoke about his dramatic fall from grace and how he still regrets not suing asses for all the pain and unhappiness.

Here’s what he had to say:

“I lost everything overnight. ITV said I’d forfeited the right to have my contract paid up and the whole thing was a mess. Everything around me was on fire and money just wasn’t at the top of my list of considerations.

It was about maintaining my ­innocence. I’d gone from earning over £300,000 to not a single penny.

I also started having to pay for lawyers and PR agencies, so any savings I had ­disappeared. I spent about £500,000 on legal costs but at least I wasn’t in jail.

One of my biggest regrets was not suing the papers and Channel 5, but I was advised if I sued the TV companies they’d never touch me again. I took the advice but the phone never rang.”

John Leslie has not had any regular TV work since, but he has worked sporadically for a number of radio stations.

I sometimes think that living under the media spotlight must be the worst place on earth. Everything is illegal, everything is taxed, everything is 5000 times harder than it should be. Unless you’re a parking metre that is, because apparently those have an entire branch of government dedicated to their justice.

I don’t know about this one. The police will now investigate the latest allegation. Eventually they’ll let the press know if a 22-year-old woman had too much chardonnay or if they’re stuffing another rape charge up John Leslie’s backside.

Tabloids Fixated With Cleavage.


Every day our tabloids advance equal rights for women by a few more topless yards. Chose a women with decent sized boobs, write about the men who’ve touched them, get a quote and hey presto – a news story which captivates the nation.

This morning our esteemed tabloids have continued with their cleavage parade. Once again their headlines are reading like a Who’s Who of the porn industry;

Susanna Reid – Busty Display!  

     Rachel Riley – Curvaceous Figure!      

          Charlotte Hawkins – Flaunts Her Cleavage!  

When they’re not publishing off-putting celebrity selfies the tabloids seem to think that these shenanigans will keep them relevant, newsworthy, in the groove, hip, zany and connected to our deepest primal instincts.

Over the last few months the tabloids have forced me to think more and more about this. After all I publish cleavage pictures all the time. I ask myself if publishing cleavage pictures is just my lame excuse to show tits again or is a curvaceous cleavage really relevant and newsworthy?

The answer is as obvious as it is disturbing. Tits sell, just ask a Page Three girl.

That said, I do find myself wondering if ‘clever cleavage’ might be more appropriate…. you know, some busty student flopping them out at Oxford University. Twice as interesting? What about busting them out on top of the London Eye? The answer to both questions is a resounding no.

I also wonder about those ‘life-style’ pictures the paparazzi take of reality stars in the park. Those strenuous workouts mean a tracksuit is simply too burdensome. Yes, wannabe, get noticed, and while you’re at it start flashing them on social media too. Yes, let’s be friends.

There’s not a single person over twelve who doesn’t understand what I’m talking about. If the tabloids are to be believed then it’s safe to assume that no attractive woman likes to wear clothes in public and, just like God intended, she loves sharing her body on a web cam.

Well, so be it then tabloids. If it’s good enough for you then it’s good enough for me.

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