People often ask me, what is click bait? Jorgie Porter is click bait. Stop asking.
Islamic Fundamentalists may not agree with women showing off their bodies in public, but who actually believes that the universal scapegoat for events yet to be explained could create such bodies only to demand that they be covered up.
Reconcile your good book with some basic truths ISIS. To create something magnificent only to withhold it from others, well that’s the devil’s work. So, I ask you, who is the more pious? Your burqa beaters in Syria or a Hollyoaks actress with a sweet ass?
As much as it will cost a small Asian village a week’s wages, a few days of starvation rations are the price of seeing a world renowned actress wearing nothing but a smile and a tiny bit of lace. Get used to it Al-Queda.
Anyway, underwear is nothing more than a contrivance of polite society. An artificial waste of time. Jesus weeps when nice bodies are covered up. I’m pretty sure that’s in one of the Gospels.
If your girlfriend has a body like Jorgie Porter, then you’re going to want to buy her lingerie for her birthday. You might want to take photographs of her wearing said present. So, take her somewhere remote where the GPS doesn’t and work tell her model it for you.
And remember this, romance is an invention for the ugly people. Don’t pander to it, just plan ahead. Also. Make a sex tape before your girlfriend realises that she can do better than you.