No Words For October 15th 2014.

October 15, 2014 Entertainment

Un-skank the skanks.   Tweet

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Meet Edward Smith, The Man Who ‘Jumps’ Cars.

October 15, 2014 Entertainment

Welcome to another slow-ass news day where nothing is going on except for this story about Edward Smith, a CAR JUMPER from the state of Washington in the U S of A. 57-year-old Edward isn’t attracted to men or women. He prefers cars. Edward loves cars. Edward jumps cars. Edward has sex with cars. It started […]

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Breast Feeding Is Like Committing Incest says Josie Cunningham.

October 14, 2014 Entertainment

Before we get into the twasted twatterlogue of a twittering twattock lets just say that Miss Piggy is not going to be happy that Josie Cunningham has stolen one of her favourite looks without asking permission. Right then lets get into this mess. Josie Cunningham has taken to Twitter and told her followers that breast feeding her baby daughter is a vile idea […]

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No Words For October 14th 2014.

October 14, 2014 Entertainment

It has to be more exciting than piano lessons.   Tweet

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Selfie Of The Week: Brooks Newmark.

October 13, 2014 Entertainment

On the subject of Tory MPs looking like rubber-faced ducks pushing gas out of their greasy fat stomachs. The fun loving Sun newspaper has now ruined everything for the former Minister for Civil Society, Mr Brooks Newmark. They’ve published a half-naked selfie the sweaty fool sent to a young mother he met on Facebook. After all it’s what the people wanted. As you’ll remember, two weeks […]

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No Words For October 13th 2014.

October 13, 2014 Entertainment

Mere mortals cannot match the all-powerful nightingale.   Tweet

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Happy 18th Birthday Lourdes.

October 13, 2014 Entertainment

Lourdes is all grown up! It was only 18 years ago that Maxim’s future “Hot Babe of the Year” came into this world and brought glamour into our dreary lives! Girls grow up so fast these days. One minute they are playing with dollies and the next minute they’re are flashing their beauty for all […]

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Hell Hath No Fury Like A Blogger Bored.

October 12, 2014 Entertainment

For the past few weeks everybody has been counting the number of X Factor, Strictly Come Dancing and reality TV articles featured in the British tabloid media. They’ve been saying everything from Mel B is Louis Walsh’s new side piece, Simon Cowell is looking for a penthouse with bigger mirrors to Mark Wright is dancing with the […]

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No Words For October 10th 2014.

October 10, 2014 Entertainment

As it turns out most of humanity’s problems are caused by drunken people doing drunken things.   Tweet

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Take That: Gary Barlow Says Fans Don’t Care About His Tax Dodging.

October 10, 2014 Entertainment

It now seems clear that after ‘investing’ in a tax avoidance scheme back in 2010 Take That’s Gary Barlow, Howard Donald and Mark Owen purposefully didn’t pay their taxes. What they did instead was to join two Icebreaker tax partnerships, one in March 2010 and another in September of that same year. These tax-dodging partnerships work by allowing investors […]

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Kelly Brook May Sue Over ‘Sex Crime’ Pictures.

October 10, 2014 Entertainment

After hacked phone pictures of Kelly Brook ended up on 4Chan and Reddit earlier this week it’s surprising that any of us have been able to get onto the naked picture rodeo we know as the Internet. Honestly you’d think that naked pictures of Kelly would’ve crashed all the web’s servers and turned the entire […]

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No Words For October 9th 2014.

October 9, 2014 Entertainment

A million dollars isn’t what it used to be.   Tweet

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More Offensive Stupidity from Lobotomy Candidate Katie Hopkins.

October 9, 2014 Entertainment

I live in the United Kingdom so I should know about this. Apparently, it’s illegal to take off your clothes then go on Twitter and start tweeting out crazy shit. Yes, this is one of those wacky regulations you don’t really know exists until somebody like Katie Hopkins whips out her lighter and sets fire to every decent value we hold dear to our […]

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