Say Hello To Jasmine Tridevil, A Three Bosom Woman.

September 22, 2014 Entertainment

Believe it or not a 21 year-old masseuse from Florida is claiming that she’s spent more than £15,000 on getting a third breast grafted on to her chest. Jasmine Tridevil says that she had to plead with more than 50 doctors before one of them would agree to perform the outlandish surgery. If this is some kind of reverse […]

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Married EastEnder, Shane Richie Kisses Mystery Blonde.

September 22, 2014 Entertainment

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before – a famous male soap star has been caught mouth-to-mouthing on an anonymous blonde but they’re both married to other people. In a move that’s so typical it borders on cliché, Shane Richie, aka Alfie Moon in Eastenders was photographed kissing a mystery woman outside the Park Lane hotel in London. The incident […]

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Jennifer Lopez – Twerking Her Booty All Over The World.

September 19, 2014 Entertainment

Here’s Jennifer Lopez, surely the freshest of all the flowers picked from heaven’s most beautiful of gardens. Seen here in her latest music video, Booty ft. Iggy Azalea, J-Lo twerks and grinds her bits around like she was humping her way to an early hip replacement. And if you didn’t think it possible for the reincarnation of Linda Lovelace to serve you more […]

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SCOTLAND: Why The YES Campaign Really Failed.

September 19, 2014 Entertainment

I know this isn’t exactly BREAKING NEWS this morning but for all you die-hard Scottish independence fans out there who are wondering what caused the YES campaign to go so very wrong last night, well it’s all because of this man here: Name: Ross Somethingorother Birthday: 1989 Age: 26 Claim to Fame: Ross is the #1 male Barbie […]

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ROYALS: Prince Harry, Cressida Bonas and Sex Tape.

September 18, 2014 Entertainment

Cressida Bonas (which is a skin condition in Japan) and Prince Harry made a public appearance together last night when they went to the cinema to watch a film called Sex Tape. There, Prince Harry, Cressida Bonas and Sex Tape all in the same sentence. The search engines are gonna love this. Anyway, Prince Harry […]

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Oh Dear Another Photoshop Fail From Beyonce.

September 17, 2014 Entertainment

If you stumbled into Beyonce’s bedroom you might catch her eating a hedgehog or telling a giant glow worm that it will feel nothing when she stabs it with a painted talon. Seriously, this woman is madder than a Madagascan monkey and if she thinks that she can hoodwink every smart-ass on the Internet into believing that those thighs […]

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The Peoples Of Facebook Rather Like Alex Salmond.

September 17, 2014 Social Media

Over the last few weeks more than 10million people have talked about the Scottish referendum on Facebook, research has found. So, Facebook have decided to add an “I’m a voter” button on the news feeds of all those who are eligible to vote in tomorrows referendum. Elizabeth Linder, Facebook’s big boss for politics and government issues in Europe said: “In just […]

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Yes Of Course The Average Property Price In London Is Over £500,000.

September 17, 2014 Property & Mortgages

After learning that the cost of a typical home in London is £514,000, first time buyers are probably crying their eyes out and shaking their fists at the moon. A market being pushed to the brink of madness by opulence, financial freedom and luxury is fine for the privileged few but for a first time buyer looking to settle in London then […]

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Video: Watch A Beautiful Butterfly Dance to Music.

September 17, 2014 Entertainment

For young musicians an international music competition can prove a rumble tumble battle full of nail-biting moments. This proved the case for Japanese flutist Yukie Ota last weekend when she encountered an unusual distraction while performing in the highly competitive Carl Nielsen International Flute Competition in Denmark. In the clip below, you will see a glorious butterfly […]

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Stupid Baby Names by Katie Price.

September 16, 2014 Entertainment

Katie Price’s new baby daughter has officially been named as BUNNY HAYLER and this picture on the cover of OK Magazine shows the paralysed look of a baby who’s just learned that it’s entire life will be tainted by the sound of it’s own name. I sincerely hope for this child’s sake that someone can invent time travel within the next […]

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Columbia’s Cycling Team – A Tragedy From Head To Camel Toe.

September 15, 2014 Entertainment

This is how a headline and the picture can tell the reader everything they need to know about the story. And yes, when you’re featuring the Columbian ladies cycling team you know it’s a slow news day. This ladies cycling outfit is probably the nearest Columbia will get to a weapon of mass destruction. Nowhere is safe. […]

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Coronation Street’s Jack P. Shepherd Tweets Hot Dog Joke, Says Sorry.

September 14, 2014 Entertainment

There’s nothing like a heartwarming tweet to spoil our appetite for fast food. Hot dogs in particular. Jack P Shepherd, who plays David Platt in Coronation Street, discovered this when he shook his Twitter fans out of their backsides by tweeting  jokes about the Manchester Dogs’ Home fire. The actor tweeted: “I have a million “hot dog” jokes” and “You guys need […]

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True Or False – A Louis Smith Sex Tape?

September 13, 2014 Entertainment

According to the Sun newspaper today a sex tape starring the man with the most punchable face in Britain is up for sale and he’s trying really hard to keep it from scorching our eyeballs. The tabloid insists that in the tape Tumble judge Louis Smith is seen stripping off, talking sexy and performing an unmentionable act on himself. Dan Wooton […]

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