Coronation Street’s Jack P. Shepherd Tweets Hot Dog Joke, Says Sorry.

September 14, 2014 Entertainment

There’s nothing like a heartwarming tweet to spoil our appetite for fast food. Hot dogs in particular. Jack P Shepherd, who plays David Platt in Coronation Street, discovered this when he shook his Twitter fans out of their backsides by tweeting  jokes about the Manchester Dogs’ Home fire. The actor tweeted: “I have a million “hot dog” jokes” and “You guys need […]

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True Or False – A Louis Smith Sex Tape?

September 13, 2014 Entertainment

According to the Sun newspaper today a sex tape starring the man with the most punchable face in Britain is up for sale and he’s trying really hard to keep it from scorching our eyeballs. The tabloid insists that in the tape Tumble judge Louis Smith is seen stripping off, talking sexy and performing an unmentionable act on himself. Dan Wooton […]

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SADS: John Bardon 1939 – 2014.

September 12, 2014 Entertainment

Tonight the angels are going to hear Anita Dobson singing Anyone Can Fall In Love because all the papers are saying that today another veteran of the soap opera, John Bardon has followed Sir Donald Sinden and the Reverend Ian Paisley up to heaven. John suffered a massive stroke seven years ago which left him needing round the […]

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SADS: Rest In Peace Reverend Ian Paisley 1926 – 2014.

September 12, 2014 Entertainment

The Reverend Ian Paisley, who had a history of double double toil and trouble fire burn and cauldron bubble, travelled up the great orange box in the sky this morning complaining of everything he could think of. A few hours later God told him that he was dead and to please STFU. Yes, the very Reverend Ian […]

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George Clooney’s Wedding Cancelled.

September 12, 2014 Entertainment

Weddings bring out the weepy-eyed fool in me, so I’m very happy that two rich and successful people have managed to find love. However the true majesty of endless love doesn’t always run as smoothly as planned. Take George Clooney and Amal Amamuddin for example. Yesterday a rumour surfaced in America which hot hinted that George Clooney […]

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LEGALS: Oscar Pistorius Found Guilty of Culpable Homicide.

September 12, 2014 Entertainment

The prison trophy athlete we’ll always know as Oscar Pistorius has just won my Guilty Bitch of the Day, Week, Month and Year award. Yes, today in a packed court room in Pretoria Judge Masipa read out her official verdicts. She found Pistorius GUILTY of the culpable homicide of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. Judge Masipa said […]

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SADS. Rest In Peace Sir Donald Sinden 1923 – 2014.

September 12, 2014 Entertainment

It’s been a tough month or so for writing “Rest in Peace” articles. It’s been like an all-you-can-weep buffet. Some of theatres’ finest have floated up to entertainment heaven this last month – Rik Mayall, Sir Richard Attenborough and Robin Williams. Well, I’m sorry to say it but this post is going to hit you straight in the feels again […]

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LEGALS: Oscar Pistorius Found Not Guilty.

September 11, 2014 Entertainment

Oscar Pistorius is free to shoot more intruders today after Judge Thokozile Masipa cleared him of the premeditated murder of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp because she didn’t think he’s the premeditating type. I see what you did there Judge Masipa. It’s true, the Judge made her announcement to a packed court room in Pretoria, South Africa earlier today. […]

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Gazza: Cuddles Chicken, Throws Brick, Gets Arrested.

September 11, 2014 Entertainment

The never-ending tension between Paul Gascoigne and the paps reached a fever pitch yesterday after Gazza threw a brick at one of the photographers vans parked outside his apartment. The police showed up and Paul told them his side of the story. So did the pap. They both admitted annoying each other, but only Gazza was arrested. No […]

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Rest In Peace: Richard (JAWS) Kiel 1939 – 2014.

September 11, 2014 Entertainment

Richard Kiel, best known for playing the mercenary assassin Jaws in the Bond movies The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker has died. He was 74. Richard’s death comes just a week after appearing on Radio 4’s Reunion programme with Sir Roger Moore. TMZ say Kiel died yesterday afternoon in a hospital in California. The cause of death […]

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CBB: Gary Busey Exposed.

September 9, 2014 Entertainment

It’s only a matter of time before the Ikea walls of the Celebrity Big Brother house collapse as they try to contain all the throbbing talent and perfection that resides within them. Take Gary Busey for example. Last night while Gary was sitting in the kitchen he suddenly pulled down his trousers in full view of […]

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Victoria Beckham With A Pink Rabbit Toy.

September 9, 2014 Entertainment

Here’s Victoria Beckham with a pink rabbit toy. I saw a girl buying a vibrator at the Anne Summers shop in Soho once. I can’t remember the name of the vibrator now but I knew it then and I looked it up. It was enormous. It was like a propane tank. Or maybe it was […]

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The Tale Of Maria Most Fowler And Danielle Lloyd’s Husband.

September 8, 2014 Entertainment

How do you liiiiive with youuuurself?! Answer: It’s easy when you have your best friend’s husband to lick on. Over the weekend Danielle Lloyd’s husband, Jamie O’Hara and the walking sex bomb known as Maria Most Fowler were pictured together at a hotel in Manchester. The Sun-on-Sunday got hold of some pictures of the pair leaving a night […]

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