STALKERS: How Sandra Bullock Had Face To Face Time With Joshua Corbett.

July 15, 2014 Celebrity

A big blob of crazy was shuffled into the Los Angeles Superior court recently after he’d been caught behaving like a mangled mess in front of actress Sandra Bullock. Earlier this month 39-year-old Joshua Corbett broke into Sandra’s house while she and her 4-year-old son Louis were in bed. TMZ have reported that at around 2am one Sunday morning […]

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BRAWLS: Oscar Pistorius v Jared Mortimer.

July 15, 2014 Celebrity

There’s nothing worse than the walk of shame from a bar room to the tabloids when you’ve got nothing to show for it except for a bruised ego and a frowning b-hole. Moving on… Oscar Pistorius got dumped on his carbon fibre prosthetics outside the VIP Room night club in Johannesburg on Saturday night after bouncers had […]

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Princess Kate Might Be Pregnant Again.

July 15, 2014 Celebrity

Not that Prince Harry has let the cat out of the bag by confirming this news but… Princess Kate might be pregnant again. Well she is if you believe Jessica Hay. Jessica Hay is an old friend of Kate de Cambridge. You’ll remember that back November 2012 it was Hay who first told the media that Katy was […]

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In Super-Secret Wedding News, Cheryl And Jean-Bernard Got Married.

July 14, 2014 Celebrity

X Factor mistress Cheryl Cole and her international modelling treasure, Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini have been together for 3 months (which is 3 years in celebrity years) so I guess they figured they’d had a good enough run and it was time for them to ruin everything by getting married. Start the conscious uncoupling clock! All the papers are reporting how Cheryl and […]

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Celebrity ‘BIG’ Brother.

July 12, 2014 Celebrity

One day I’ll be driving down the road and I’ll see White Dee’s stomach trying to hitchhike its way out of town. It’s going to leave her body any day now because she’s threatening to have a plastic surgeon lipo out the fried egg platter she fed it for breakfast this morning. Take another look at […]

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Sharon Stone Wants A Date.

July 10, 2014 Celebrity

Some people say that Sharon Stone’s heart is made from dehydrated kitten fur and elastic bands. Others say that she once skinned a guinea pig with her bare teeth (exhibit: A). Nope,  Sharon could never do that. Guinea pigs are loving creatures that wrap themselves around you and love you unconditionally. In your time of need they’ll whisper, […]

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At Last SOME News! N-Dubz To Reform.

July 10, 2014 Celebrity

The happiest picture that’s been painted today has come from The Daily Mirror who say that an oven baked bread stick, a cartoon princess and a glorious ewok are to suckle once again on the music industry’s umbilical cord of fame. Or put another way, N-Dubz are reforming. Speaking at a party in London on Tuesday night, Fazer said: […]

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Cowell’s Colonic.

July 10, 2014 Celebrity

And already this post is looking like a damn mess. It was originally inspired by the Sun’s article about Simon Cowell’s super hot colon. Seriously, those poor creatures over in Wapping when will someone give them a ball to run in? Or something. Staff at the The Reflexology Shop in London told Britain’s tabloid of […]

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Are The Ingenious Beckhams Facing Tax Bill?

July 9, 2014 Celebrity

The name Beckham is among the 1,300 names who, according to The Sun, have dropped large amounts of money into an investment group called Ingenious Media in what they’re describing as an effort to reduce income tax bills. In a review of illegitimate tax avoidance schemes Her Majesties Revenue and Customs have been asking companies like Ingenious Media if their clients regularly logon to Turbo-Tax.com […]

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Morning Model: Sam Faiers.

July 9, 2014 Celebrity

Sam Faiers has just been announced as the face of the Ann Summers ‘Sexy For You’ campaign. According to the press release the Anne Summers organisation want women to look sexy every single day of their lives. Personally I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that as a concept. I mean, what’s wrong with a lingerie label using […]

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MESSES: Mangled Miley Made A Movie.

July 9, 2014 Celebrity

I’ve always believed that America should throw their human dreamcatcher, Miley Cyrus onto death row for regularly strangling her lady parts with luminous leotards. However, Miley may have earned herself a stay of execution this week after she temporarily abandoned her vajazzled crotch-quaking routine in favour of the silver screen. Yes, the bar for obscene tinseltown debauchery has been […]

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How Cara’s Love Story Ended. (And Yes, It’s Still A Slow News Day.)

July 8, 2014 Celebrity

35-year-old Michelle Rodriguez and 21-year-old Cara Delevingne were loving each other for nearly six months. The paparazzi pictured their love affair almost every day. It was a beautiful thing to behold. They were happy and how they laughed. They laughed in gayelle happiness at all their edgy naughtiness. Yes, Cara and Michelle danced and giggled their way to the […]

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Welcome To Another Slow News Day….

July 8, 2014 Celebrity

Welcome to another slow-assed news day where nothing is going on except Paris Hilton and her wretched Instagram. Again. Paris held a party at her beach house in Malibu over the weekend and the star-studded event featured some of the biggest names in music, movies, TV and fashion. Except, the only person that showed up was her […]

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