Lindsay Lohan Won’t Do Jail Time With Jonathan Ross.

October 24, 2014 Entertainment

Earlier this week the world’s most famous freckle, Lindsay Lohan gave an interview to the world’s most famous lispian, Jonathan Ross. You think you know where I’m going with this? You’re thinking, “Yes Mike, we know, Lindsay told Jonathan that she’s totally sober nowadays, how she hasn’t missed a single performance of Speed-The-Plow and how the […]

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REST IN PEACE: Alvin Stardust 1942 – 2014.

October 23, 2014 Entertainment

Well, all the angels are watching a live performance of My Coo Ca Choo this afternoon because the BBC says that Alvin Stardust (born name: Bernard Jewry) has followed Lynda Bellingham up to heaven. The world is always a duller place when a piece of rock history dies. His long time manager said that Alvin died at his home last […]

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No Words: Funny Video For October 23rd 2014.

October 23, 2014 Entertainment

As irritating as wiping your ass with a porcupine.   Tweet

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Katie Price: Make My Wish Come True.

October 23, 2014 Entertainment

The moon-bow that passed across England last night was made by Harvey Price as he rolled his eyes at the madness and foolery that has become his mother. In London yesterday Katie Price, the Jane Austen of our time launched her 42nd ‘novel’ which she no doubt wrote all by herself with a feather quill while sitting […]

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Hypocrite! Ched Evans Sister Slams Sky Sports Girl Charlie Webster.

October 22, 2014 Entertainment

A few days ago SKY Sports news presenter and Sheffield United patron Charlie Webster told BBC Radio 5 Live that she will quit her role with the club if they re-sign Ched Evans. The 31-year-old, who was sexually assaulted in her teens said: “You will have young people cheering him on when he scores a […]

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No Words: Funny Video For October 21st 2014.

October 21, 2014 Entertainment

I like people who make shit happen, regardless of who gets hurt in the process.   Tweet

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A Mess Is As A Mess Does.

October 21, 2014 Entertainment

Watching a blustering whirlpool of slovenly sloppiness can be captivating, provocative and stimulating. However there comes a time when a flip-flopular mess stops being funny and starts being sad. Lauren Goodger has been in that camp for some time now and after seeing that picture above only the blackest of hearts would disagree. Lauren uploaded […]

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LEGALS: Oscar Pistorius Sentenced To Five Years In Jail.

October 21, 2014 Entertainment

Oscar Pistorius is no longer free to shoot up intruders today after Judge Thokozile Matilda Masipa sent him to jail for 5 years. Well, at least this time Oscar’s face didn’t collapse in a snot fall of gross. Last month, Judge Masipa dismissed the premeditated murder charge against Pistorius because, in her opinion the prosecution had failed to prove that he deliberately killed his […]

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REST IN PEACE: Lynda Bellingham. 1948 – 2014.

October 20, 2014 Entertainment

Thanks to sitting in front of a black and white television and watching re-runs of Tom and Jerry for hours, I’m pretty sure that the first word I ever learned to spell was OXO. Back then that word was featured in all the ad breaks. So today my black heart is pumping out a slow beat of sads for Lynda Bellingham. The BBC […]

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No Words: Funny Video For October 20th 2014.

October 20, 2014 Entertainment

There was drama! There was screaming! There were tears! There was anguish! And then there was this.   Tweet

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Cheryl and Kermit: Separated At Birth.

October 20, 2014 Entertainment

Since it’s another slow-ass news day this is probably the most interesting thing I’ve seen all morning. And yes, I’ve only been up for an hour, but still! On Saturday night’s X Factor, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attempted to wow the nation by wearing a bright green Lanvin gown complete with gigantic ruffles on one shoulder. The Peoples of […]

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No Words For October 18th 2014.

October 18, 2014 Entertainment

You don’t need to know what this is, where I found it or what you can you use it for.   Tweet

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Rylan Clark Demands £300k For Exclusive Wedding Pictures.

October 18, 2014 Entertainment

When People and Hello! published exclusive pictures of the most important wedding since the Duchess of Alba married that young toy boy, I thought that both magazine’s would have to close down because their bank accounts would be empty and their employees had been sold to slave traders. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt gave all that wedding money to […]

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